All of them? Please? And please keep wearing super low cut tops...
Anonymous- 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? All of the above
- 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Two weeks ago, bad, he had a tad too many beers.
- 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Thor ain’t fictional is he?
- 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Nice asses
- 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: A grave. Yes I’ve been asked that before. Fuckin’ demons man,
- 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________He couldn’t keep it up.
- 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: Black leather boots with heels.
- 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: I prefer cuffs, though I’ve used rope, silk clothes, etc.
- 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: What makes you think I’m not always horny anon?
- 10: Top or bottom? Both.
- 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] We were going to fuck, then someone decided to shoot up the bar we were in, then I had to get the hell out of dodge.
- 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? If it’s one really good orgasm, then yeah. Multiple ones aren’t necessary per se, but god do I love ‘em.
- 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Human skulls.
- 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: I can’t even remember any of them.
- 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: One of each-I like when a guy’s good with his tongue, I hate when he cums too early.
- 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Someone tried to screw me while I was sleeping once.
- 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Would I tell I guy how good I tasted if I didn’t know for sure?
- 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Only with someone you trust…who’s been tested.
- 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Me.
- 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Honey
- 21: How big is too big: I’ll let ya’ know when I find out.
- 22: One sexual thing you would never do: Sex with animals. Again, fuckin’ demons man!!!
- 23: Biggest turn on: Legs, strong personality….I’ll get back to you.
- 24: Three spots that drive you insane: Nipples, the small of my back, lower stomach.
- 25: Worst possible time to get horny: When someone’s trying to kill you.
- 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Oh yes…
- 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: So far? Mixing sex and magic when I was young. Was not the best idea.
- 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: Depends-can you still move your arm when you’re done?
- 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: Let’s see, “You gave me the best head I’ve ever had” comes to mind, though again, I was young and I’ve heard plenty good ones since.
- 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Either of the first two is fine.
- 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: Not even close.
- 32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin” If you know what I like.
- 33: What your favorite part of your body: My breasts.
- 34: Favorite foreplay activities: I don’t have any faves
- 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] =
- 36: What do you wear to bed? Nothing.
- 37: When was the first time you masturbated: when I was 16
- 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? nope
- 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Three weeks ago
- 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? See 39
- 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Mhm
- 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? electric toothbrush
- 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? Yep
- 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Mile high club a few times over dear.
- 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Don’t care.
- 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Clothes count right?
- 47: Most attractive celebrity? Meh. Not pressed.
- 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? Girl/girl’s alright. Two guys doesn’t do much for me, to my occasional chagrin
- 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? a couple weeks
- 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? not that I know of
- 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Smell of dead bodies
- 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) Nope.
- 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Oh yes. Guys aren’t the only ones who love sloppy blowjobs you know.
- 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Hey if it means something go for it.
- 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Sex is sex dear. I don’t mind leading them along.
- 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Anything that could cause burning.
- 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? Nope
- 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) I lost count.
- 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? Don’t have one babe.
- 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? No, on the other hand, I don’t need it. I have grade A tits and a body to die for.
- 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Neither sounds too fun to me.
- 62: Do you watch porn? Occasionally
- 63: How small is too small? You’re kidding right?
- 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Hm, has the half demon who steals souls ever been called a freak….No comment. No. Comment.
- 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? some random guy, and not really
- 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Ugh.
- 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? More than I probably should
- 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? Depends on who.
- 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? Of fucking course!
- 70: Booty or Boobs? I love ‘em both.
- 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? That’s best left to the imagination isn’t it?
- 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
- 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
- 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
- 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
- 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
- 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
- 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
